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康斯坦斯在报纸上看到一则广告,要求进行搞笑测试。 报酬似乎不错,而且她在电视节目和电影中看到的一些笑话看起来并不糟糕,所以她决定申请。 当她到达该设施时,一位科学家迎接了她,告诉她他必须让她为测试做好准备,接下来她知道,她的手腕、脚踝和胸部都被绑住了(在屏幕外完成)。 她觉得这似乎有点不必要,但还是同意了测试。 这位科学家带着一个红色的大压力球回来了,他把它塞进她的嘴里,然后在她的嘴唇上抹上一条宽的tegaderm。 她从来没有在电视上见过这样的笑话! 在检查了堵嘴的外观并问了她几个问题后,科学家取下了堵嘴并继续进行下一个。 她的第二次堵嘴是用两个海绵圆盘塞进她的脸颊。 然后,一块蓝白相间的布被绑在她的牙齿之间,一块红色的碎天鹅绒布被绑在她的嘴上。 当康斯坦斯看到一卷纱布很快被塞进她嘴里开始第三次堵嘴时,她似乎对自己的决定感到后悔,但文件已经签署,所以她无能为力,只能坐在那里,透明的束缚带缠在她的头上, 接下来是银色乙烯基胶带。 幸运的是,她只剩下一个笑话要测试了! 她试图缓和口气,但失败了,一条彩色头巾被推过她的嘴唇。 Durapore 胶带缠在她的嘴上,以将头巾固定在适当的位置,并在上面缠上一条黄色电工胶带,以完成堵嘴。 在问了几个问题并让她同意稍后返回进行更多测试后,科学家通过解除她的堵嘴来结束测试。Constance saw an ad in the paper asking for a gag test subject. The pay seemed good and the few gags she'd seen in TV shows and movies didn't seem awful so she decided to apply. When she arrived at the facility, she was greeted by a scientist who told her he had to prepare her for the tests and the next thing she knew, her wrists, ankles, and chest were bound (done off-screen). She thought that seemed a little unnecessary but went along with the test. The scientist returned with a large red stress ball which he crammed in her mouth before smoothing a wide strip of tegaderm over her lips. She'd never seen a gag like that on TV before! After inspecting the look of the gag and asking her a few questions about it, the scientist removed the gag and moved on to the next one. Her second gag involved 2 sponge discs worked into her cheeks. A blue and white cloth was then tied between her teeth and a red crushed velvet cloth was tied over her mouth. Constance seemed to be regretting her decision when she saw the roll of gauze that was quickly crammed into her mouth to start the third gag but the papers were already signed so she could do little but sit there as clear bondage tape was wrapped around her head, followed by silver vinyl tape on top of that. Luckily she only had one more gag to test! Her attempts to negotiate a lighter gag failed and a colorful bandana was pushed past her lips. Durapore tape was wrapped over her mouth to keep the bandana in place and a band of yellow electrical tape went on top to finish off the gag. After a few more questions and having her agree to return for more testing later, the scientist ends the test session by removing her gag.