Madame Strozzoni is a very rich heiress, widow of the great conceptual artist Cioppino Strozzoni; at her home Madame is showing some masterpiece of the famous Strozzoni collection; the sexy widow is wearing a very tight red pcv dress and is telling to the curious businessman the peculiar ant yet bizarre adventures that happened to her in the last few years, among which the one of the obsessive and compulsive thief, that entered into the house and tied and gagged Madame Strozzoni but wasn't be able to take the masterpiece "cosmics because he was too concentrated to crackle the bubbles themself, or like that time that Madame herself to test the efficiency of the "security" dressed up as a catburglar and masked, tried to steal one of the most famous paint of the magnificent collection; her bodyguard, a real idiot, didn't recognise her and he started taping her up as a post parcel even though the strong protest of the widow; which other bizarre events will have in store Madame Stozzoni?