My first British girl, and what a gem! Zelda arrived, not having ever done anything like this - and I say again I'm always honored when I hear that; seriously.

She had warned me how bad she is, up to and including the possibility she may very well - um. Number one. Thankfully that didn't happen but she is every bit as ticklish as she had warned me!

Into the bag, layered in belts, her big toes secured in my new clamping system, and the game was afoot (ridiculous pun intended).

I'm fairly certain I've not been cursed at this many times in roughly twenty minutes in my life lol

Don't worry, I made her pay for that sass.