我们的瑜伽静修目前进展顺利。我对马里奥使用绳索将我们的身体拉成比我们单独完成的更紧的扭曲姿势的非常不寻常的方法感到震惊，但他似乎很专业且知识渊博，所以我同意了。

他教 Diamondly 绑住我的超紧后弯姿势已经开始让我的所有肌肉紧张。那一定有效吧？

一旦他教会她绑我，他就会用超紧的绳索快速将她绑成类似的背部断裂姿势。不过，事情从这里开始变得有点奇怪。他嘲笑我们，称我们为愚蠢的女孩！他解释说，我们太愚蠢了，竟然允许一个随机的男人这样绑住我们，而我们相信这与瑜伽有关，这更愚蠢！

他怎么敢！！！现在就放我们出去，这不再好笑了，你吓到我们了！他用绳子绑住 Diamondly 的头发，猛地向后拉，然后把我绑得更紧！

他把一块海绵塞进 Diamondly 的嘴里，并把保鲜膜盖在她的整个脸上！他确保她什么都看不见，然后把我抱走，我尖叫着！Our yoga retreat is going well so far. I'm shocked by Mario's highly unusual method of using rope to pull our bodies into even tighter contortions than we would manage alone but he seems professional and knowledgeable so I go along wit it.

The super tight back bend position he has taught Diamondly to tie me into is already starting to make all my muscles strain. It must be working then right?

Once he has taught her to tie me, he makes quick work of tying her up into a similar back breaking position using super tight ropes. Things start to get a little weird from here though. He laughs at us and calls us stupid girls! He explains that we are so stupid to allow a random man to tie us up like this and the fact we believed it was anything to do with yoga was even more stupid!

How dare he!!! Let us out now, this isn't funny anymore, you are scaring us! He ties Diamondly's hair in rope and sharply yanks it back before tieing me even tighter!

He shoves a sponge into Diamondlys mouth and put cling film over her entire face! He makes sure she can't see anything before carrying me off while I scream!