For the love. Of all. That is holy. Derek performed an exorcism in this clip.

If you think I’m kidding, take a look at this clip. Mewchi Fey is one of the most ticklish models Derek has ever had the pleasure of being in his chair. She tries to distract herself with some of the funniest quotes I’ve heard to date, including “oh step-mother MARY” and “if I had secrets I would tell you EVERYTHING” I’m not going to tell you the timestamps my friend, you’re just gonna have to watch this clip because they are just too good.

Ultimately the distractions are unsuccessful (as they should be), and Mewchi succumbs to her insanely sensitive fate. Derek can’t stop laughing at the sounds she makes, her thrashing and howling and to be honest, I couldn’t either. Believe me, I had to stop eating my dinner because I was afraid I was gonna choke.

By the time Derek gets to the Shocker, Mewchi dissolves into an almost alien-like She has thrashed so hard she broke her toe ties (10:43) and her pillows have left the chair, and I thought for sure she’d tap. She begs for mercy and gets very close, but the demon won’t let her escape, leaving Derek hours of fun to torment her…