I want to spend my birthday in the woods, therefore I do w a bit of a surprise that I could not have anticipated. We have been walking and walking and walking and I'm getting tired and but uncertain if this was a great idea after all. Being our first date, i really shouldn't have kept walking further and further into the woods but I'm adventurous and a bit too trusting. We finally arrive to where he wants to have a picnic. I am excited to finally see what's in this green bag to snack on for this picnic date. Well, no food, no snacks, no drink, only metal cuffs and a key. I am very confused and express my disappointment, as I really like snacks but then I think I figure it out. You want me to cuff my own hands behind my back so you can do fun and risky things to me. How fun is that? I happily and carefully cuff my wrists behind my back, rendering me pretty helpless. The next thing I know, I am hogcuffed onto of the picnic table and you are not doing fun or risky things to me. You simple stand there and watch me struggle and protest. You definitely don't want to hear me so you grab fresh flowers and shove the bundle in my mouth as a cleave gag. I am shocked but again, I'm trying hard to look at the positive side. Flowers are better than none, tho they taste horrible.
I struggle in my unforgiving metal restraints as you watch then eventually cover my still talking flower filled mouth with micro foam tape. This shuts me up a bit better, letting you watch me mpph and struggle in peace. I guess you got what you came for, as you slowly walk away from me, leaving me in the middle of the woods hogtied on a old picnic table along the river. I try to shout out to you but you clearly got what you came for and you will simply let me be found by another passersby or kayaker. Hopefully soon as escaping these cuffs in impossible.