你很少有机会看到有人食言。后悔莫及，见识一下他们的造物主，管它叫什么呢。事实是：作为 Derek 的顾问之一，我提出了一篇评论，Derek 听了，然后他他妈的在我身上试验了一番。真是个混蛋。我警告你，这篇评论里会有很多大写的“废话”。

哦，我是不是真的食言了？天哪，我完全食言了。好吧，我嘴上紧紧地贴着口塞，吃得也一样多。“你在一个地方待的时间太短了”。我他妈的在想什么？*怕痒哭喊*

Derek 一分钟都没进，就掐住了我的脖子。我的脖子。他能挠的所有地方，他都掐中了颈静脉。真的。*提示 DJ Khaled* 而且他一直在那里。哦，我永远敬爱的冒牌天神布鲁斯，我知道这轮我完蛋了。我要求更狠的，他满足了我的要求。

对了，我们来聊聊这个。我以前说过，现在再说一遍，如果我到最后没哭，那是你还不够狠。我喜欢这种狠的。找到有效的方法，不要动，不要通过，除了我的尖叫声什么都不要收集。我是认真的。而且，能和一个能倾听的人一起工作，我感到非常高兴。

好了，回到我的死亡话题。恋足者和恋大腿者在这段半视角视频中也能看到一些很棒的镜头，因为我在接近极限的一毫秒内就被挠痒痒了。对于那些喜欢体验大量痛苦的人来说，你们会非常喜欢这段视频。It’s not often you have the pleasure of watching someone eat their words. Rue the day, meet their maker, whatever you want to call it. The facts are: As one of Derek’s sounding boards, I gave a critique, Derek listened, and he fucking tested it on me. What. a. PRICK. I warn you, there will be a lot of capital letters in this review.


And oh, did I eat those words. GOD, I ate them good. Well, as well as I could eat them with a gag firmly taped over my mouth. “yOu dOn’T sTAy LoNg eNoUGh iN oNe sPoT”. The FUK was I thinking? *cries in ticklish*


Not even a minute in Derek is at my neck. My neck. Of all the places he could tickle, he goes for the jugular. LITERALLY. *cue DJ Khaled* AND HE STAYS THERE. Oh my ever loving Bruce Almighty, I knew I was in for it this round. I asked for meaner, and he gave it to me.


And yes, let’s just talk about that for a second. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if I ain’t crying by the end, you didn’t go hard enough. I LIKE it this mean. Find what works and do not move, do not pass go, do not collect anything but my screams. I’m serious. And I get the utmost pleasure of working with someone who listens.


Anywho, back to my demise. Foot lovers and thigh lovers also get some great shots in this semi-POV clip, as I am tickled within a millisecond of my limits. For those who enjoy massive amounts of suffering, you’ll enjoy this clip immensely.