You probably know the wish to be permanently sealed in rubber. No escape.

Every now and then, I realise this dream.

For example, with masks. I cover my head with multiple layers of rubber. Blind rubberised. Fishnet stockings over my head to make the rubber prison perfect. Then the mask is sealed with tape around my neck. And finally, I close the gummed head with a lockable rubber collar over the tape and throw the key into nothingness. Hooded forever!!!