Katherine West has a crush on the cute guy down the hall and has come up with a scheme to get his attention. She asks her roommate to tie her up, then close over the door and wait down the hall until the potential suitor leaves his apartment, whereupon she will text Katherine who will then make a lot of “damsel in distress” noise, the gentleman will find and rescue her, and they will live happily ever after! Is the plan foolproof? Well, not so much …