这次的恶作剧要求我用报纸塞满我的大嘴。不过可不是随便什么报纸都行，我告诉顾客他可以自己选，他要的是《纽约时报》。我的好朋友，女巫萨瑞，警告过我最好别这么做。据说报纸很脏，更别提上面的油墨了。但我还是决定试一试！我喜欢挑战，而且我以前还被《华尔街日报》堵过嘴，甚至被做成了木乃伊！

我先把报纸的第一页撕成两张，然后把这两张也撕成两半。接着，我把三张撕好的报纸卷起来塞进嘴里！最后，我在鲜红的嘴唇上贴了点特格德姆（Tegaderm，一种医用胶带），看起来真是够滑稽的！这真是一个很有趣的恶作剧，我什么恶作剧都玩。我做了两次，最后还加了点解说！希望你们喜欢！In this custom I was asked to stuff my big mouth with newspaper. Not just any newspaper though, I told the customer he could choose and he wanted The New York Times. My good friend Enchantress Sahrye warned me against it. Apparently, newspapers are pretty dirty, not to mention the ink. I decided to do it anyway! I like a challenge, plus I've been gagged and even mummified with the Wallstreet Journal!

I start out tearing the first leaf of the paper into two pages and then tore those two in half as well. Then I rolled three of those quarters up and stuffed them into my mouth! Some Tegaderm over my bright red lips and it was quite the look! It's a very interesting gag, and I do all kinds of gags. I do this twice and even give some commentary at the end! I hope you like what you see!